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'repeat or copy out (a group of words from a text or speech),

typically with an indication that one is not

the original author or speaker...'


LAST UPDATED: 31 Jan/8pm

I'll be posting quotes from:


(that either I'm involved-in, or eavesdrop-in)

movies, tv, radio, print-form, etc.

or from just about


I'm hoping to add a quote-a-day...

*or maybe 2 or more if so inclined.

**if you have a favorite saying, limerick or whatever,

then send it to me... 

"quote" of the day:

31 Jan/8pm

*after all is said and done, and being asked to snuggle.

"Who snuggles after a threesome?

And by the way,

who uses the word 'snuggle'?

Men spoon,

women snuggle!!!"


*I could tell you,

'butt' then I'd have to 'do you'...

30 Jan/5pm

"The difference between a hero and a coward,

is one step sideways..."

Gene Hackman

*in Honor of today being his 85th Birthday... 

29 Jan/7pm

"You know that thing where you’re in the bathroom

during your break and you really need to poop,

but the person in the next stall ALSO needs to poop,

but neither of you wants to give-in first.

So you both sit there and quietly stew,

waiting for the other to act,

like the United States and the Soviet Union during

the Cuban missile crisis..."

submitted by reader P.Y. 

28 Jan/3pm

"A hero must be honorable,

must have honor.

And you can’t have honor if you’re a liar.

There is no honor in lying..."

Jesse Ventura

Former Governor of Minnesota,

Ex-Navy Seal

*on Chris Kyle,

the subject of the current hit movie,

'American Sniper/2014'

I can't recall where I heard this from: 

"Just because you have a 'net worth'

worth bragging about,

doesn't mean your self worth is."


 26 Jan/4pm

I was watching a few comedy routines on you tube

this afternoon from 'Dangerfields' during the 1980's:    

"I bet if I learned how to fuck really good,

I won't have to give away everything I own

every five fucking years!!!?"

Sam Kinison

*discussing what he was thinking after his 2nd divorce.

25 Jan/6:30pm

I took NJ

(my former-mom-in-law)

to Arby's tonite for dinner,

and this is EXACTLY how she ordered her sandwich: 

NJ:"I would like a Beef-n-Cheddar sandwich,

no cheese sauce and only a little roast beef."

Me: "NJ why don't you just order a Regular Roast Beef sandwich then?"

NJ:"Because I want the sandwich on the onion bun.

Mind your business!" 

Boom!!! She told me...

24 Jan/11am


"I fucking hate when people pour ketchup all over

their french fries instead of on the side,

and then they have the nerve to offer me some.

I'm like 'NO',

fuck you and your tainted fries..."


23 Jan/5pm

*see. I told you so:

"The day of your Birth,

is a celebration echoing across the Universe..." 

Lee Hiller


22 Jan/7pm

*well said:

"Here's what I know about women;

they confuse and terrify me!"

Sean Giambrone/Adam Goldberg

ABC Sitcom, The Goldbergs

21 Jan/5pm

*just sayin':

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself;

everyone can see it,

but only you get the warm feeling that it brings..."

Robert Bloch

*Author of Psycho

20 Jan/6pm

*this is actually a great piece of advice if you've been drinking. heavily.

"It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool,

than to talk and remove all doubt..."

Maurice Switzer

*world renowned author of two internationally

acclaimed best-selling tomes. 

19 Jan/1pm

*in honor of Martin Luther King's Birthday:

(actual birth date is 15 Jan, Federal Holiday is observed 3rd Monday of January) 

"True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar.

It comes to see that an edifice which produces

beggars needs restructuring..."

Martin Luther King, Jr.

(15 Jan 1929 - 04 April 1968)

18 Jan/6pm

*lyrics from the song, 'Sugar/2015'...

"I'm hurting, baby, I'm broken down

I need your loving, loving I need it now.

When I'm without you I'm something weak,

You got me begging, begging I'm on my knees..."

dedicated to:

(you know who you are!!!)

17 Jan/11am

"Love conquers all things,

let us too (two) be conquered by Love..."


16 Jan/5pm

"I always hated every minute of training.

But I'd say to myself;

suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion..."

Muhammad Ali

*on the Arsenio Hall Show, 2 August 1989...

15 Jan/7pm

*watching 'Full Metal Jacket/1987' tonite when pizza was delivered,

inspired me: 

"this is my pizza, there are many like it, but this one is mine.

my pizza is my dinner tonight, i will enjoy my pizza.

every bite, as wonderful as the first.

the sweet sauce, the gooey cheese.

i call it's crust 'bones', and discard them with the cardboard box.

the same box my pizza arrived-in, but now, a cardboard coffin.

my pizza is best hot, but edible cold.

my pizza is mine, and mine alone.

i shall never share,

my pizza." 

*well. there are a few of you i'd offer a slice, for a price! 

**Quote #2: "A SLICE, FOR A PRICE..."

Gregory A. 'G.A.' Kiss

ok. so. i like to play w/my food... 

14 Jan/1pm

*while watching tv w/the girls sometime ago,

and 'the' commercial comes on. again!:

Ash: "So Dad. Now that your 50,

do you have to take 'that little blue pill' yet?"

me: "Your kidding right?" 

Ash: "No. The commercial said 1 in 4 men." 

me: "I really don't think we should be talking about this." 

Ash: "Okaaaay. Just curious is all." 

me: "Jeeesh." *rolls eyes, gets-up to make popcorn!

Seriously?! asked me 'in front' of 'my friend from Vegas'...

13 Jan/7pm

*while talking with a friend today on the phone: 

"So are you serious about her,

or are you going to break-up before Valentines Day?"

J.T. inquiring about my relationship status...

(*fucking smart-ass!!!) 

12 Jan/2pm

*while ordering lunch 'at the same Diner' in Big Bear Lake, Ca.

AND having the 'same server' as the day before: 

Me: "What's the difference between a malt & a shake?" 

Her reply: "About 45 cents..."

'and once again, now I know'

11 Jan/5:30pm

*at the 72nd Annual Golden Globes: 

"These days you get in a lot trouble no matter what you say,

you know what I mean?

You can say anything in the world, and get in trouble.

I know this for a fact.

So I'm just going to say thank you..." 

Billy Bob Thornton,

giving his acceptance speech for winning

(actor/mini-series or TV movie)

the Golden Globe for his performance on the mini-series 'Fargo'.

10 Jan/6pm

*asked by our server at a Diner in Big Bear Lake, Ca:

Her: "Are you visiting or a tourist?"

My reply: "What's the difference?" 

Her: "If your visiting, you have friends or family here.

If not, your a tourist..."

'and now I know'

9 Jan/7:30pm (mst)

*during an interview while promoting his movie 'Juno/2007': 

"People evolve and it's important to not stop evolving just because

you've reached 'adulthood'..."

J. K. Simmons


8 Jan/4pm

*lunch conversation at Cafe Verona,

sometime last Fall...

"I'm so happy you don't live in Hollywood.

Everyone is rude, superficial and just a little bit dumb..."

'a Las Vegas bartender friend of mine...'

7 Jan/1pm

*Confucius say:

"The will to win, the desire to succeed,

the urge to reach your full potential.

These are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence..."

'Confucius(/kənˈfjuːʃəs/; 551–479 BC)'

was a Chinese teacher, editor, politician, and philosopher of

the Spring and Autumn period of Chinese history.

6 Jan/7pm

*on Sirius radio;

channel 8, '80's on 8' during a song intro for;

867-5309/Jenny by Tommy Tutone/1982... 

"No matter how old the MTV generation gets;

we all could live to be 100,

forget our Social Security Number and the name of our 'first born',

but I'm sure we'll always remember this phone number..."  

'Martha Quinn'

Sirius Radio Host

*former 'original' MTV Video Jockey (VJ)

during the 1980's/90's...

5 Jan/4pm

*I remember seeing this saying on the bulletin board during my 6th grade year

(at Mira Vista Elementary, in El Cerrito, Ca).

I have this engraved on a plaque now in my office... 

"To climb the ladder of success,

you must begin at the first round..."

4 Jan/10am

*Stuart Scott, legendary ESPN Anchor. 

**On 16 July 2014,

during his acceptance speech after he was awarded the

the Jimmy V Perseverance Award at the ESPY's:

"When you die, it does not mean that you lose to cancer.

You beat cancer by how you live, why you live,

and in the manner in which you live..."

'Stuart Scott'

19 July 1965 - 4 January 2015

*In Memoriam 

3 Jan/5pm

*said by our 'server' at Wolfgang Puck's Postrio as she

was handing us the check:

"Can I get you guys anything else?

Maybe a coffee, another round, shots of Tequila..?"

2 Jan/11am

*The Wedding Singer/1998

**Robbie & Linda discussing their failed relationship;

"Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over.

Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx

the band and they break up..." 

'Robbie/Adam Sandler'

1 Jan/1:30p

*a response given by my friend after telling her i don't 'feel' like shaving

or trimming my beard today before going out for lunch;

"Ok. Don't do anything to make yourself attractive to other women,

I'm good with that..." 



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