'repeat or copy out (a group of words from a text or speech),
typically with an indication that one is not
the original author or speaker...'
"quote" of the day:
*just do it:
"Every accomplishment comes with the decision to try..."
"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you..."
*this. is funny:
"No. I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes,
I can see your a train-wreck from
all the way over here..."
"Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously
don't know what to do with them in the bedroom..."
*so. very. true...
"Sexy is when a woman has everything to flaunt,
but chooses not to show it..."
*in reference to Oscar recipient Ellen Goosenberg's 'fuzzy ball' dress,
who had just exited the stage after her acceptance speech:
"It takes a lot of balls to wear that dress..."
Neil Patrick Harris
Host of the 87th Academy Awards
*During the 87th Academy Awards:
"Before the crew is hired, before the actors are cast,
before the sets are built or the cameras roll,
there's just the writer and that spark.
The anonymous moment of inspiration
that gives first light to a story,
and without that moment,
without the talent of these writers,
we would have nothing to celebrate tonight..."
*her monologue before she introduces the nominees
for the Adapted Screenplay Oscar, and introducing the eventual winner.
*so... which are YOU?
"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events,
and small minds discuss people..."
'Former First Lady'
*overheard at In & Out Burger:
"Can I get 4 soft taco supreme's...?"
*Today is the 70th anniversary of the Battle of Iwo Jima:
"Among the men who fought on Iwo Jima,
uncommon valor was a common virtue."
Fleet Admiral Chester W. Nimitz,
US Navy, 16 March 1945.
*think about this:
"In order to succeed,
you must first experience failure.
Otherwise, your success will lack substance..."
*it's always an adventure when I take my former mom-in-law out for errands:
N.J.: "I think I have to fart."
me: "ok N.J. thanks for the warning,
I'll open the windows."
N.J.: "My farts don't stink!!!"
*well. I thought it was funny at the time...
*it's President's Day:
"In the end,
it's not the years in your life that counts.
It's the life in your years..."
16th President of the United States
*overheard while waiting in the entrance line for
the movie '50 Shades of Grey'
on Valentines Day:
"Don't waste your money,
the movie is fucking shitty..."
*we went to see it 'anyway',
should have listened to him!!!
*no truer words have ever been spoken:
"Saw you there and I thought,
oh-my-god look at that face,
you look like my next mistake, love's a game,
*one of the 'best quotes' from the Friday the 13th movies:
Luke: "We're going to Camp Crystal Lake."
Steven: "Oh yeah? Planning on smoking a little dope,
having a little premarital sex,
and getting slaughtered?"
Jason Goes To HELL: The Final Friday (1993)
"If you don't pay your mortgage,
the bank will foreclose on you.
And when you lie in my court room,
I will hold you in contempt.
Before I decide final judgement on this case Mr. xxxxxx,
is there anything else you would like to say?"
"Don't let your past dictate who you are,
but let it be part of who you will become..."
*a fair description of flying;
"That I can walk into a metal tube,
& then six hours later be on the other side of the country
never stops being cool..."
"I've learned that people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget how you made them feel..."
World renowned author, poet & biographer
*considering i'm feeling rather 'BLAH' today,
this sentiment says it all;
"I always like to look on the optimistic side of life,
but I am realistic enough to know that life
is a complex matter..."
"You can be the wealthiest person in the world,
and still be family-poor..."
*today is the 104th birthday of Ronald Reagan:
“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if
they made a difference in the world.
But, the Marines don’t have that problem.”
40th President of the United States
"Acting is like sex:
you either do it and don't talk about it,
or you talk about it and don't do it.
That's why I'm always suspicious of people who
talk too much about either..."
Academy Award Winner
*Concerning his son, Cordell Broadus,
choosing the UCLA Football program over
(long time rival) USC:
"We totally stand by his decision to go to UCLA,
we're Bruins now.
I'm going to back him up 1,000 percent,
and throw out all my USC drawers..."
Super Star Rapper
former USC Football fan
*it's Taco Tuesday;
"I eat tacos over a tortilla.
So that way when all the stuff falls out,
boom... another taco...!"
"One man's garbage,
is another man's treasure.
Just as one woman's ex-boyfriend,
could be another woman's love-of-her-life..."
it's Super Bowl Sunday:
"As a quarterback;
there's no better way to finish your year,
in winning a Super Bowl,
than with a touchdown pass.
The chances of that happening,
by the looks of most of the Super Bowls,
is a very rare chance.
Fortunately for me, I had the opportunity.
And I took advantage of it..."
(NFL nickname: 'Joe Cool')
Super Bowl Champion: (4) XVI, XIX, XXIII, XXIV
Super Bowl MVP: (3) XVI, XIX, XXIV
Pro Bowl: (8) 1981, 1983-85, 1987, 1989, 1990, 1993
NFL MVP: (2) 1989, 1990
NFL 1980's All-Decade Team
NFL 75th Anniversary All-Time Team
San Francisco 49ers #16 Retired
Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee 2000
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