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quote of the day...



'repeat or copy out (a group of words from a text or speech),

typically with an indication that one is not

the original author or speaker...'

*send me your favorite quote,

and I'll post it...

**be sure and let me know how you wish to be 'immortalized'...


"quote" of the day:


*it's Taco Tuesday:

“Don't judge your taco by its price...”

Hunter S. Thompson

creator of Gonzo Journalism


*says the Academy Award Winner to the Super Bowl winning quarterback:

"The biggest mistake you can make is comparing

your life experience to someone else's..."



*compliments of Smokey the Bear:

"At the young age of 5,

a bear told me that I am the only person who

can prevent forest fires.

Why I was chosen, I’ll never know..."

Steven Wright

Author, Comedian 


*I thought this was funny as hell:

"Somebody in my gang is an undercover Police Horse.

I've narrowed it down to Dave, Kyle and Sugar-Cube..."

Derrick J.

web-site critiquer 


*the UCLA Basketball Team finishes the 2014/15 Season 22-14:

"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change is..."

John Wooden

Legendary UCLA Basketball Coach

10 National NCAA Championships

World renowned Philosopher


*you gotta believe this:

"A jealous woman does better research

than the FBI..."



*having a daughter: 

"I would have never thought that

the 'Love of My Life' would be a much younger woman;

someone who is beautiful, sweet, kind,

with a great personality, and loves to give hugs.

And oh yea,

she has my exact eyes..."    


*I can't even begin to explain to you how much I love this 'little girl'!!!

(excuse me... 'young lady')


*I totally concur:

"Unplanned moments are always better

than planned ones..."



*this. is. funny: 

"So. I've always heard that Disneyland

is the 'Happiest Place on Earth'.

I'd like to say on record that there is

a little Whorehouse a few miles outside

of Reno, Nv that could give that fuckin' Mouse

a run for it's 'Happy' title..." 

Sam Kinison



*a harsh reality check:

"Opposites really don't attract.

That's just what we tell people who make

shitty relationship choices..."



*made me laugh the other day:

"Asphyxiate' would be worth like a million points..."

-I thought to myself as I lay choking

on a Scrabble tile.


*in actuality:

25 points without modifiers.

Max theoretical score would be 173...


*March Madness is here,

and this is the secret to a winning team:

"The secret is to have eight great players,

and hopefully four others who will cheer like crazy..."

Jerry Tarkanian

former UNLV Head Basketball Coach

1990 National Champions


*In Honor of a 'magical' Bruin win today:

"Be more concerned with your character

than with your reputation.

Your character is what you really are,

while your reputation is merely what others

think you are..."

John Wooden

Legendary UCLA Basketball Coach

10 National NCAA Championships

World renowned Philosopher


*from 'Unsung Hollywood' on the Bio-Channel:

"You people who don't smoke,

what do you do when you're done fuckin'?

Eat jelly beans?"

Redd Foxx

Comedian Extraordinaire



"Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people

what you really think of them..."



"Dear auto-correct,

at no point have I ever meant 'ducking'..."



*Been there, done that:

"The probability of someone watching you,

is proportional to the stupidity of your actions..."



*not exactly sure which is worse, or best:

"Men say they don't trust anything that bleeds

for 5 days and doesn't die.

Well, I don't trust anything with 2 heads and only 1 brain..."

Angela T.

'Serial Dater & Vodka Lover'



"A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car

with no gasoline.

You can stay in it all you want,

but it won’t go anywhere..."

Jasmine G.


*quite a few of you

(actually more than 'a few'),

have been emailing me some outstanding quotes for a while now.

so i thought i would be posting them a few times a week.

and thank-u btw,

but i won't be using the 'more extreme' ones i've received:

"Before having a kid,

the most important thing to ask yourself is;

Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon

on repeat for the next 4 years?"

Samantha S.

'Mom of two'


*This sounds about right:

"When you go into court,

you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't

smart enough to get out of jury duty..."

 Norm Crosby



*I like tater-tots myself:

"Some french fries are an excellent quality food,

and other french fries are just an acceptable way

to eat ketchup..."

Giada De Laurentiis

Food Channel Star Hottie


*everyone has lost someone they care about:

"Always tell someone how you feel.

Because opportunities are lost

in a blink of an eye,

but regret can last a lifetime..."



*Sometimes you just have to concede,

you've lost even before you utter a word in response:

"Why do women always ask questions

that have no right answers...?"



*regarding the news that six undergraduates in UC Irvine’s Student Government

have voted to ban the hanging of national flags

(including the American Flag),

from a student common's area on campus:

"Just curious,

I wonder how many of these American hating

UC Irvine Student Board Members

are on U. S. Government aid?" 

-Fox News Anchor -

**on a personal note:

thank-u UC Irvine for causing a National outrage concerning Patriotism

and causing my publisher to reconsider my 'story-line' starring

the UC Irvine Anteaters NCAA Basketball Team.

(Re: Semper Five


*in honor of 'Friday Happy Hour':

"Drinking alcohol doesn't solve any problems.

But then again,

neither does drinking milk..."



*So, so true:

"I spend most of my time at social functions

waiting for an acceptable time to leave..."

Kim Bettes



*just so YOU know;

the quote below 'is not' what I had originally intended for you to read today:

**for that tidbit of knowledge,

please go to my March.2015 entry...


you have to take a breath,

sit down,

and have a few cups of coffee,

before you decide to post anything

on the World Wide Web..."  


*i think 'most everyone' has 'posted something'

they have regretted at 'one time or another'...


*Words of Wisdom:

"We need to make books cool again.

If you go home with somebody and they

don't have any books,

Don't Fuck Them..."

John Waters Jr.

film director, screenwriter, actor, stand-up comedian,

journalist, visual artist, and art collector


*of ALL the things my dad ever said to me,

this still has a lingering effect:

"When you get older you're going to realize that

everything you do or don't do has consequences.

If you don't work, you don't get paid.

You don't get paid, you can't pay your bills.

And if you can't pay your bills,

you will never have anything nice to call your own..."

Gary Kiss

-my dad-

*to motivate me during the summer before my

Senior Year in High School to get a job.

**i got a job the next day,

bagging groceries at Safeway.


*great advice:

"Once in one's life,

for one mortal moment,

one must make a grab for immortality;

if not, one has not lived..."

Sylvester STALLONE


*original quotes protected by original author/copyrights...

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