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'repeat or copy out (a group of words from a text or speech),

typically with an indication that one is not

the original author or speaker...'

*send me your favorite quote,

and I'll post it...

**be sure and let me know how you wish to be 'immortalized'...


"quote" of the day:



"Every day is a challenge,

every dollar is a treasure,

every home is a fortress.

And every woman is beautiful..."



*just saying "Hello":

"I didn't give you the finger. You earned it..."



*i have over a dozen Mickey Mouse Ears

(various colors/names),

and i can honestly say i have INDEED worn a few outside the park,

and received strange looks while at the mall shopping.

(it was a DARE, don't laugh...) 

"Mickey Mouse ears are the best thing to buy/wear

at Disneyland.

Until you leave Disneyland and realize you just can't

wear them without being judged..."



*great advice.

"Do not dwell in the past,

do not dream of the future.

Concentrate the mind on the present moment..." 



*I'll accept you as you are: 

"You don't have to be a star baby to be in my show..."

'You don't be a Star'

Marilyn McCoo &Billy Davis Jr. 


*so. I learned THIS today:

"Flirting is cheating without the sex..."



*If you don't love living in America, then leave!!!

"Until you visit another Country,

you may never appreciate the freedom that

we as citizens of the United States of America have

grown accustomed to our entire lives..."




"Please ask Godmother Palacios if she can bring over

every left-over item in her fridge to the house

Friday morning when I get home.

Tell her after 10 days of eating kimchi, tofu,

instant noodles and fish dishes I can't pronounce,

I am dying for her Mexican food."  

Gregory A. Kiss

The World's Best Dad and most Beautiful,

inside and out!


"Education is learning what you didn't even know

you didn't know."

Daniel J. Boorstin


"In any situation,

the best thing you can do..... is the right thing.

The next best thing you can do..... is the wrong thing.

But the worst thing you can do..... is nothing."

Turistas 2006


"Don't stab me in the back,

and then insist I apologize for bleeding on your shoes."



"Let's all slumber party,

Like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties,

Someone chuck a cupcake at me".

"It's time for spin the bottle,

Not gonna talk about it tomorrow,

Keep it just between you and me."

Avril Lavigne

"Hello Kitty"


"Well. Aren't you a beautiful little lollipop triple-dipped

in a cauldron of steaming hot craziness."  



"It's Friday, Friday

Gotta get down on Friday

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend

Friday, Friday

Gettin' down on Friday

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend".

Rebecca Black



"You can't spend your whole life planning

what'll make you happy tomorrow or

you'll never be happy today.

You've got to do it now." 



"There are only 3 things guaranteed in Hollywood;

death, taxes and genital herpes.

And not necessarily in that order."   



"I'm worse at what I do best,

And for this gift I feel blessed.

Our little group has always been,

And always will until the end."


"Smells Like Teen Spirit"


"Don't worry about the World ending today,

as it's already tomorrow in Australia."

Charles S.


*you gotta love those guys.

"I learned all my dance moves from the paternity test episodes

of the Maury Show..."



*In Honor of the Memory of Lauren Hill:

"I never gave up for a second,

even when they told me I had a terminal diagnosis.

I never for a second thought about sitting down

and not living life anymore..."

Lauren Hill

01 Oct 1995 - 10 April 2015

'A beautiful young woman who inspired us all with her love of life,

and her dream to play the game of basketball...'  


*before returning home from Vegas today,

I had lunch at 'Ruby Tuesday's'

and asked my incredibly beautiful server for 'her favorite quote'.

this is what she wrote down for me: 

"Through love, spirituality flows.

Through spirituality, expression flows..."

Tina K.

from Connecticut 


*today is the start of the 79th Masters Tourney.

"To find a man's true character,

play golf with him..."


English humorist


*just another afternoon experience w/NJ, my 'former' mother-in-law:

**this conversation took place immediately after she sat down in my car.

(in the backseat, as she doesn't like riding in the front passenger seat)

me: "Hey woman, where do you wanna have lunch?"

NJ: "Oh I don't care honey."

me: "Red Lobster?"

NJ: "No."

me: "Olive Garden?"

NJ: "Yuck."

me: "Denny's?"

NJ: (no response, just a glare-stare).

me: "How about a Buffet then?"

NJ: "No way."

me: "Ok Nancy, where do you want to eat?"

NJ: "Arby's!"

me: "Arby's? Why didn't you just say so to begin with?"

NJ:"I wanted to know what my options were."

me: (thinking) UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!!!  

*I love this woman,

but sometimes I just want to dunk my head into a bucket of water

and SCREAM!!!


*in contrast to yesterday's quote,

the following was submitted today via email by one of my readers:

"So many of our dreams at first seem impossible;

then they seem improbable;

and then; when we summon the will;

they soon become inevitable..."

Stephanie C.

a North East Coast Cutie 


*wishful thinking:

"Be careful what you wish for.

For if it ever comes true,

it may not live up to your expectations..."   



*Greek Easter:

"My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later,

because then you get stuff cheaper..." 

Amy Sedaris

actress, author, comedian 


*Charlie Sheen;

the 'epic' brother I will never have:

"You don't pay prostitutes to come to your house;

you pay them to leave..." 

Charlie Sheen

the Man, the Myth, the Legend  



"I like to pelvic thrust and maintain eye contact

the entire time I'm shaking someone's hand

to establish complete dominance..."

Rob Elliott

Extreme Comedian


*I couldn't have said this any better:

"I run solely on coffee, beer,

pizza and inappropriate thoughts..."



*Happy April Fools Day...

"Never Gonna Give You Up" - Rick Astley/1987

"You just been 'Rick-Rolled'..."

g.a. kiss