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Quote of the Day...



'repeat or copy out (a group of words from a text or speech),

typically with an indication that one is not

the original author or speaker...'

*send me your favorite quote,

and I'll post it...

**be sure and let me know how you wish to be 'immortalized'...


"quote" of the day:


"One who fears failure limits his activities.

Failure is only the opportunity more intelligently

to begin again..."

Henry Ford

Auto Founder Enthusiast 


so true, so true: 

"Being silent is a great way to let someone know they

did something wrong..."



*the following was said during a discussion w/my 'Vegas friend' yesterday:

"You couldn't care less that I had my nails done today..."


a beautiful Vegas bartender

& 'my current' friend...




*I thought this was funny

"Toddlers run just like a 70's stuntman engulfed in flames..."

Kurt Russell

Actor, Writer, Producer


"Nine out of six Americans do not understand statistics..."



*in honor of Memorial Day 2015:

Ronald Reagan, Memorial Day 1986...

“An American hero has returned home.

God bless him.

We may not know of this man's life,

but we know of his character.

We may not know his name, but we know his courage.

He is the heart, the spirit, and the soul of America...” 

Ronald Reagan

40th President of the United States of America

*a paragraph quoted during remarks honoring the Vietnam War’s Unknown Soldier

on Memorial Day 1986...


*getting ready for their performance tonight:

"Mirrors on the ceiling,

The pink champagne on ice

And she said

'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device.'

And in the master's chambers,

They gathered for the feast

They stab it with their steely knives,

But they just can't kill the beast..."

The Eagles

'Hotel California/1976'


*Vegas, baby: 

"What happens in Vegas,

stays in Vegas.

*Along with your dignity, your liver, your money

and a few 'used condoms'..."



*Think about this:

"Everybody has 'that friend' that talks behind

everybody's back whenever they are not around.

Are YOU that friend...?"



*in honor of Dave's last Show last night;

one of my favorite quotes said by the man himself:

"If you didn't believe it before,

'and it's easy to understand how you might have been

skeptical on this point'.

If you didn't believe it before,

you can absolutely believe it now:

New York City is the greatest city in the world..."

David Letterman

'Late Show with David Letterman'

episode 9.16 on 17 Sept 2001

*his first Show since the 'attacks on 9/11...


wife: "You know it's nice every once -in-a-while for a wife to hear that

her husband wants to spank a Super-Model."

husband: "I don't want to. But sometimes they're naughty..."

'Everybody Loves Raymond'

episode: 'The Lone Barone'


"As long as you can laugh at yourself,

you will never cease to be amused..."



"Funny how when everyone shared music 'this way',

there were no problems what-so-ever

about copyright infringement..."

i miss my 'mix tapes'...



"Dear whoever's reading this,

You're beautiful!!!

And someone out there is crazy about you.

So smile,

life is too short to be unhappy..."

From 'me', to 'you'...


"Behind every successful man is his woman.

Behind the fall of a successful man,

is usually another woman..."



"Going to McDonald's for a salad

is like to going to a prostitute for a hug..."

Andrew Dice Clay

comedian, actor, rhymist 




"Never, ever under any circumstances;

take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night..." 

Steve Martin

Comedian, Actor, Singer, Author



"Life is not a fairy tale.

If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk..."



"Success is not permanent & failure is not fatal..."



*so they say;

"Relationships are like overweight people,

most of them don't work out..."

Robin Williams

comedian, actor, author

1951 - 2014 


*read a book, and live a dream.

"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies,

the man who never reads lives only one..."

George R. R. Martin

author, screenwriter, television producer


*truth hurts:

"So many good trailers; so few good movies..."


*viewed another 'waste of 90min' today... 


*saw a few of these commercials on a OLD VHS tape i was watching a few days ago: 

"Here's Cal Worthington and his dog Spot;

'if you need a better car go see Cal.

for the best deal by far go see Cal.

if you want your payments low,

if you wanna save some dough,

go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal'..."

Cal Worthington

of Worthington Ford in Long Beach, Ca.

*was watching a few 'taped shows' from the early 1970's

on VHS during cinco de mayo, and a few of these commercials aired.

so funny. 

**Cal Worthington and his dog Spot were huge in the SoCal

advert-industry during those days.

the ad's normally aired during 'late-night shows' like

'Creature Feature' on Friday nights... 


*No Comment:

"A hangover lasts a day,

but our drunken memories last a lifetime..."



*Hispanic women know all:

"Cinco de Mayo is a reason for men to drink,

eat, sing and act like complete idiots..."

Guadalupe Palacios


*this voice-mail was left on my cell phone early (6am) this morning: 

"Greg, honey? This is me, Nancy.

I can't find my wallet.

I think I left it in Walmart

this past Saturday,

or maybe at the Boulder Station Casino Buffet

on Sunday morning.

I can't remember.

Could you please help me find it.

I don't know what to do.

All my Identification Cards along with my check book

and money is in my wallet.

Thank You Honey.

Call me when you find my things.

I love you..." 


'my former mother-in-law'

*needless to say;

after checking with the Lost & Found's,

the wallet was still M.I.A.

so my day TODAY was spent at:

the DMV, Social Security Administration Office,

Culinary Union Local 226, one Bank, and one Credit Union.

**not to mention the phone calls to Medicare, CareMore,

and Walgreen's Pharmacy!  


*everyone has 'had' a former friend that has done this:

"True friends don’t talk shit about you..."

(especially behind your back)



*this is why Vegas is known as Sin City:

"A weekend in Vegas without gambling, drinking and debauchery

is like being a born-again Christian..."

Artie Lange

actor, comedian, radio personality, and author 


*my 'ex-wife' & I saw

(I can't say 'enjoy, because of the talking Fat-Ass from Phoenix behind us)

Danny Gans on 9 Mar 2003 at the Mirage here in Las Vegas: 

"When you hear someone 'got killed in Vegas',

they may get a chance to recover their losses.

When you hear someone 'got killed in New York City',

they're just 'shit-outa-luck'..."   

Danny Gans

Comedian Voice Impersonator/Entertainer

1956 - 2009


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