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'repeat or copy out (a group of words from a text or speech),
typically with an indication that one is not
the original author or speaker...'
*send me your favorite quote,
and I'll post it...
**be sure and let me know how you wish to be 'immortalized'...
"quote" of the day:
"One who fears failure limits his activities.
Failure is only the opportunity more intelligently
to begin again..."
Auto Founder Enthusiast
so true, so true:
"Being silent is a great way to let someone know they
did something wrong..."
*the following was said during a discussion w/my 'Vegas friend' yesterday:
"You couldn't care less that I had my nails done today..."
a beautiful Vegas bartender
& 'my current' friend...
*I thought this was funny
"Toddlers run just like a 70's stuntman engulfed in flames..."
Actor, Writer, Producer
"Nine out of six Americans do not understand statistics..."
*in honor of Memorial Day 2015:
Ronald Reagan, Memorial Day 1986... ...gahollywoodkiss.com
“An American hero has returned home.
God bless him.
We may not know of this man's life,
but we know of his character.
We may not know his name, but we know his courage.
He is the heart, the spirit, and the soul of America...”
40th President of the United States of America
*a paragraph quoted during remarks honoring the Vietnam War’s Unknown Soldier
on Memorial Day 1986...
*getting ready for their performance tonight:
"Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said
'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device.'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast..."
"What happens in Vegas,
stays in Vegas.
*Along with your dignity, your liver, your money
and a few 'used condoms'..."
*Think about this:
"Everybody has 'that friend' that talks behind
everybody's back whenever they are not around.
Are YOU that friend...?"
*in honor of Dave's last Show last night;
one of my favorite quotes said by the man himself:
"If you didn't believe it before,
'and it's easy to understand how you might have been
skeptical on this point'.
If you didn't believe it before,
you can absolutely believe it now:
New York City is the greatest city in the world..."
'Late Show with David Letterman'
episode 9.16 on 17 Sept 2001
*his first Show since the 'attacks on 9/11...
wife: "You know it's nice every once -in-a-while for a wife to hear that
her husband wants to spank a Super-Model."
husband: "I don't want to. But sometimes they're naughty..."
'Everybody Loves Raymond'
episode: 'The Lone Barone'
"As long as you can laugh at yourself,
you will never cease to be amused..."
"Funny how when everyone shared music 'this way',
there were no problems what-so-ever
about copyright infringement..."
i miss my 'mix tapes'... ...gahollywoodkiss.com
"Dear whoever's reading this,
And someone out there is crazy about you.
life is too short to be unhappy..."
From 'me', to 'you'...
"Behind every successful man is his woman.
Behind the fall of a successful man,
is usually another woman..."
"Going to McDonald's for a salad
is like to going to a prostitute for a hug..."
Andrew Dice Clay
comedian, actor, rhymist
"Never, ever under any circumstances;
take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night..."
Comedian, Actor, Singer, Author
"Life is not a fairy tale.
If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk..."
"Success is not permanent & failure is not fatal..."
*so they say;
"Relationships are like overweight people,
most of them don't work out..."
comedian, actor, author
1951 - 2014
*read a book, and live a dream.
"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies,
the man who never reads lives only one..."
George R. R. Martin
author, screenwriter, television producer
"So many good trailers; so few good movies..."
*viewed another 'waste of 90min' today...
*saw a few of these commercials on a OLD VHS tape i was watching a few days ago:
"Here's Cal Worthington and his dog Spot;
'if you need a better car go see Cal.
for the best deal by far go see Cal.
if you want your payments low,
if you wanna save some dough,
go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal'..."
of Worthington Ford in Long Beach, Ca.
*was watching a few 'taped shows' from the early 1970's
on VHS during cinco de mayo, and a few of these commercials aired.
**Cal Worthington and his dog Spot were huge in the SoCal
advert-industry during those days.
the ad's normally aired during 'late-night shows' like
'Creature Feature' on Friday nights...
"A hangover lasts a day,
but our drunken memories last a lifetime..."
*Hispanic women know all:
"Cinco de Mayo is a reason for men to drink,
eat, sing and act like complete idiots..."
*this voice-mail was left on my cell phone early (6am) this morning:
"Greg, honey? This is me, Nancy.
I can't find my wallet.
I think I left it in Walmart
this past Saturday,
or maybe at the Boulder Station Casino Buffet
on Sunday morning.
I can't remember.
Could you please help me find it.
I don't know what to do.
All my Identification Cards along with my check book
and money is in my wallet.
Thank You Honey.
Call me when you find my things.
I love you..."
'my former mother-in-law'
*needless to say;
after checking with the Lost & Found's,
the wallet was still M.I.A.
so my day TODAY was spent at:
the DMV, Social Security Administration Office,
Culinary Union Local 226, one Bank, and one Credit Union.
**not to mention the phone calls to Medicare, CareMore,
and Walgreen's Pharmacy!
*everyone has 'had' a former friend that has done this:
"True friends don’t talk shit about you..."
(especially behind your back)
*this is why Vegas is known as Sin City:
"A weekend in Vegas without gambling, drinking and debauchery
is like being a born-again Christian..."
actor, comedian, radio personality, and author
*my 'ex-wife' & I saw
(I can't say 'enjoy, because of the talking Fat-Ass from Phoenix behind us)
Danny Gans on 9 Mar 2003 at the Mirage here in Las Vegas:
"When you hear someone 'got killed in Vegas',
they may get a chance to recover their losses.
When you hear someone 'got killed in New York City',
they're just 'shit-outa-luck'..."
Comedian Voice Impersonator/Entertainer
1956 - 2009
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