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'repeat or copy out (a group of words from a text or speech),

typically with an indication that one is not

the original author or speaker...'

send me your favorite quote,

and I'll post it...

*be sure and let me know how you wish to be 'immortalized'...


"Quote" of the Day:

30 June 2016/10pm

*my comment to my golf partners today after i holed-out

an eagle with a 120yd SW;

"I'm not as good as I once was,

so I will take this obviously mis-hit shot..." 


**I incurred 2 penalty strokes off the 11th tee, and still shot a '86' today...

(never practice, new clubs, aging body... lol )

27 June 2016/8pm

"Stay away from people who try

and belittle your ambitions..."

Mark Twain

26 June 2016/9pm

"My life is based on actual true events..."


21 June 2016/10pm

"The advice I would give to someone,

is to not take anyone's advice..."

Eddie Murphy


20 June 2016/10pm

"All paths lead somewhere.

It's your choice 'which one' to follow..."

g.a. kiss

19 June 2016/8pm

*during my conversation with an elderly Asian couple today in the RV park

while they were entertaining their grandchildren:

Mrs. Linh:

"You need to meet our single daughter,

you would like her.

And she would like you."


"Really...? And how would you know all this?"

Mrs. Linh:

"Because she loves American men with long hair,

and she would treat you like a King."


"A King? Really?

Mrs. Linh:

"Oh yes. And she is vey beautiful, and cooks very well."


"Hmmm. Sounds promising. Anything else?

Mr. Linh:

"Yes. You would catch 'the fever'."


"Fever??? What Fever???"

Mr. Linh:

"The Yellow Fever"


"Explain, please..."

Mr. Linh:

"Once you get a taste of the Asian woman,

your life will never be the same."


(No Comment...)

18 June 2016/7pm

*from the O.J. Simpson Special on ESPN: 

"If the glove don't fit,

you must aquit..."

Johnnie Cochran

02 Oct 1937 - 29 Mar 2005

Former U.S. Criminal Attourney

17 June 2016/10pm

*another NJ Classic:

**this message was left on my land-line voice-mail,

the day following i left Vegas for my month long vaca-journey ten days ago:


"Honey, it's me Nancy.

listen. I know you left town yesterday

so you can clean your mind out.

but if you wouldn't mind,

could you please come back to town and go

pick me up some butter,

i'm all out.

also. since you're going to be here anyway,

could you take me and the girls to get

a mani/pedi again,

we would appreciate it.


Nancy Strohl


*telling this woman i'm going to be 'out-of-town' never, ever computes... 

**i made a few phone calls and got her her butter delivered,

her spa day w/the girls will have to wait tho...


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