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send me your favorite quote...



'repeat or copy out (a group of words from a text or speech),

typically with an indication that one is not

the original author or speaker...'

*send me your favorite quote,

and I'll post it...

**be sure and let me know how you wish to be 'immortalized'...


"Quote" of the Day:

08.31.2015/late entry

*overheard at Dodgers Stadium last night:

"The only reason the fucking Giants have

won 3 World Series in the last 5 seasons is cause

they had the better team..."

a random 'drunk' Dodger fan sitting in section 133... 

*the Dodgers beat the Giants in 14 innings at 12:38a this morning...


"I've heard you always hurt the ones you love,

so where does that leave the assholes you hate...?" 



"Turns out just cuz you have a hangover,

it's not 'Disturbing the Peace' for the neighbor's kid

to play in his yard..."



"Don't speak unless you can improve the silence..."



*From the 'Facebook page':

'Awesome Shit my Drill Sergeant said'

'I was a DS (Drill Sergeant) in the 90s.

Another DS was walking by the phones when he

spotted a Private who had just hung up and was crying.

DS says,

"What the fuck is your problem Private?"

Private says,

"I just got off the phone with my mom.

She said she is pregnant."

DS says,

"Yeah, so what's the problem?"

Private says,

"It's mine."

DS grabbed the Private by the collar and hauls

him off to the 1SG,

"First Sergeant this is way beyond my pay grade..."

an unknown Army Drill Sergeant/Fort Jackson


"Life's too short to stress over people who don't

deserve to be an issue..."



"In life, there are no mistakes, only lessons..." 



"That's the funny thing about destiny,

it happens whether you planned it or not..."

Ted Mosby/Josh Radnor

'How I met your mother'



"Whenever you experience mistrust

within your inner-circle,

just remember that whoever is trying to bring

you down is already below you..."



*'jello shots' work for me.

"The best way to change the World,

is one tequila shot at a time..."



*sometimes you just have to know 'when' to say when... LoL

"Ending a bad first date has always been easy for me.

When I begin to feel that the date is heading

towards the Gate's of Hell,

I start telling her all about my obsessive but super

cute little man-crush on Brad Pitt.

Works. Every. Time..."


(not me, i swear...)


"I hate when my evil schemes bite me in-the-ass..."

Tom Irwin/Adrian Powell

Devious Maids


"Bad things happen to good people

to even out the good things that happen

to bad people..."



"In case any of you are wondering,

the Vagina rules mankind!

That's right, I said it.

If you have a Vagina, you can rule the world.

Money, Success, Wealth,

it can all be yours.

Just remember something though,

the Vagina is not a toy.

So whatever you do,

don't play with it.

As the Vagina is a fragile little creature,

and if it's played with too much

(or too hard),

it may break..." 

Richard Pryer

Adult Comedienne 


"After all is said and done,

the only regrets we will have,

are the opportunities we didn't try for..."



"Sometimes even the Villains think

they are the Good Guys..."



"You can't keep a good man down,

but you can tie a bad girl up..."



"Maturity doesn't always come with age.

As I've met a few 5 year old's that were more

mature than most 50 year old's.

Had less temper-tantrums also..." 

Robin Williams

Comedian Actor Writer


"Idiots take a knife and stab people in the back.

The wise take a knife and cut the cord,

setting themselves free from the idiots.

Don't lose yourself over worthless idiots..."



*I'm back!!!

"I love to travel.

I always have, I always will.

This is a beautiful World we live in,

and I want to see and enjoy it

as much as possible.

But no matter where I go,

it's always great to come back home..."

g kiss


All 'quotes' and/or conversations by myself and/or friends, family, strangers, enemies, acquaintances are protected by the copyright. 

*original quotes protected by original author/copyrights...

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