-Quotes-

*the work page...

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i love you, beth cooper/2009

*she says to the store clerk to bribe him so she can buy beer.

"how about i kiss you so hard, that every time you think about it,

you'll have to change your underwear"?

celebrities are "bottomless pits of need."

"My head says no but my legs are open to possibilities."

*during a corporate presentation,

after completing cancer treatment: 

"The next time you’re faced with something that’s unexpected,

unwanted and uncertain, consider that it just may be a gift."

Stacey Kramer

Co-founder of Brandplay, a brand strategy firm... 

"Hi, I'm Sapphire. Thirty-five years' worth of poop has passed

through this turd cutter. Like it?"

watching Citizenfour, so this is the society we now live in?

i guess our constitutional rights no longer mean shit to elected officials!

gak

*heard this while watching 'Deadly Instincts' on NatGeo:

"He's a one monkey crime wave..."

'nobody wants to raise a baby in the waste-lands of Malibu'

'Natural Born Killers'

Did you know that birthdays are good for you...?

The more you have the longer you live :)

Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone,

the shaking icons make me feel like they're panicking over

who's next to go.

13 September 2016/7pm

"Eating is a necessity,

but cooking is an art..."

-UNKNOWN-

12 September 2016/8pm

"You need to find someone who knows

you're not perfect, but treats you as if you are..."

-UNKNOWN-

You never really stop loving someone. You just learn to live without them.

"I can honestly say I have had a very interesting life;

I've had high times, I've had low times.

both can be attributed to my overall actions.

however, nothing could had ever prepared me for the moment

I learned I was a father..."  

never judge anyone for the way they choose to deal with their pain

sometimes we don't know what we are missing until we find it

in the end the things we own end up owning us

she became the devil as everyone who Claimed to love her

destroyed the angel in her

I never realized what they meant when they said comets collide

until the moment our eyes met

05 Dec 2015/9pm

"Greatness is not born from one success.

Greatness is born from persevering through the

countless failed attempts that preceded..."

CHRISTMAS DAY

"it's not what's under the tree the matters,

it's who's around it..."

jack daniel's 2015 commercial

"sometimes the truth isn't believable, doesn't mean it's not true..."

"The 'meaning of life' is to find your gift.

And the 'purpose of life' is to give it away..."

Pablo Picasso

"With Social Media being what it is these days,

most everyone tweets, blogs, facebooks

to expresses his/her self one way or another for

others to like, star, and favorite.

The problem with expressing yourself in 140 characters or less basically

suggests your thought.........................

the brain sees what the heart want's it to feel.

shallow hal

"When you say 'I do' to the marital process,

what exactly are you 'agreeing to' during

the bonds of the holy matrimony?

Love, honor, comfort, in sickness and health?

To be faithful for the rest of your lives together?

Forsaking all temptations that will eventually present themselves

to you promising a better life and

possible moments of grandeur?

Sometimes things just don't happen the exact way

you always imagined it would..."

Greg, if your going to try and make a living in a 'creative field' you're

going to have to be able to absorb criticism...

Beauty is related not to loveliness,

but to a state in which reality plays a part.

William Carlos Williams

*this is for 'the few' who have always thought they were better than everyone else;

"No matter how important you may think you are today,

unless you become infamous by the virtue

of doing something quite extraordinary,

100 years from now,

nobody is going to remember your name..."

-UNKNOWN-

80% of women use silence to express pain.

You know she's truly hurt when she chooses to ignore you

When I go to bed,

half the time I'm not really sleeping.

I'm usually lying there making up scenarios in my head...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list

of the richest people in America.

If I'm not there,

I pour myself a cup of coffee,

and lock myself in my study and try to write another paragraph.

Stuffing envelopes is a lot like anal.

Shove it in too hard and fast,

and you'll likely fuck shit up.

She ignores all the guys that want her,

because she’s too wrapped up in the one who doesn’t.

You're like a plunger. You keep bringing up old shit.

Some people like their orange juice with pulp...I like mine with Vodka.

A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline.

You can stay in it all you want but it won’t go anywhere

Shout out to expiration dates on Girl Scout cookies for pretending I'm not just going to eat this whole box of samoas tonight.

Getting married or getting divorced are the two best motivators

to lose weight.

If you have to ask her "Are you mad?" She is.

When Mitch rides the cart into the steam tunnels, the viewer briefly sees the quotation, "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain" scrawled on the left wall. These are the original words of the German poet Friedrich Schiller. Relevant to the film, Isaac Asimov named three separate stories "Against Stupidity", "The Gods Themselves" and "Contend in Vain". He later combined them into a 1972 science fiction novel about a conspiracy by aliens who inhabit a parallel universe with different physical laws than ours, and who are trying to turn our Sun into a supernova in order to collect the resulting energy for their use.

On Hollywood:

"A place where you spend more than you make on things you don't need

to impress people you don't like."

Ken Murray

Radio Personality/1940's"

With Social Media being what it is these days,

most everyone tweets, blogs, facebooks

to expresses his/her self one way or another for

others to like, star, and favorite.

The problem with expressing yourself in 140 characters or less basically

suggests your thought.........................

the brain sees what the heart want's it to feel.

shallow hal

"When you say 'I do' to the marital process,

what exactly are you 'agreeing to' during

the bonds of the holy matrimony?

Love, honor, comfort, in sickness and health?

To be faithful for the rest of your lives together?

Forsaking all temptations that will eventually present themselves

to you promising a better life and

possible moments of grandeur?

Sometimes things just don't happen the exact way

you always imagined it would..."

Greg, if your going to try and make a living in a 'creative field' you're

going to have to be able to absorb criticism...

Beauty is related not to loveliness,

but to a state in which reality plays a part.

William Carlos Williams

*this is for 'the few' who have always thought they were better than everyone else;

"No matter how important you may think you are today,

unless you become infamous by the virtue

of doing something quite extraordinary,

100 years from now,

nobody is going to remember your name..."

-UNKNOWN-

80% of women use silence to express pain.

You know she's truly hurt when she chooses to ignore you.

When I go to bed,

half the time I'm not really sleeping.

I'm usually lying there making up scenarios in my head...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list

of the richest people in America.

If I'm not there,

I pour myself a cup of coffee,

and lock myself in my study and try to write another paragraph.

Stuffing envelopes is a lot like anal.

Shove it in too hard and fast,

and you'll likely fuck shit up.

She ignores all the guys that want her,

because she’s too wrapped up in the one who doesn’t.

You're like a plunger. You keep bringing up old shit.

Some people like their orange juice with pulp...I like mine with Vodka.

A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline.

You can stay in it all you want but it won’t go anywhere

Shout out to expiration dates on Girl Scout cookies for pretending I'm not just going to eat this whole box of samoas tonight.

Getting married or getting divorced are the two best motivators

to lose weight.

If you have to ask her "Are you mad?" She is.

When Mitch rides the cart into the steam tunnels, the viewer briefly sees the quotation, "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain" scrawled on the left wall. These are the original words of the German poet Friedrich Schiller. Relevant to the film, Isaac Asimov named three separate stories "Against Stupidity", "The Gods Themselves" and "Contend in Vain". He later combined them into a 1972 science fiction novel about a conspiracy by aliens who inhabit a parallel universe with different physical laws than ours, and who are trying to turn our Sun into a supernova in order to collect the resulting energy for their use.

On Hollywood:

"A place where you spend more than you make on things you don't need

to impress people you don't like."

Ken Murray

Radio Personality/1940's

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Tony Edmunds

"It's not what you are that holds you back, it's what you think you are not. - Denis Waitley"

"All achievements, all earned riches, have their beginning in an idea. - Napoleon Hill"

Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?

"Unless you are wearing live crocodiles on your feet that you have beaten into submission, I care not for your Crocs."

"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."

"Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it is gone."

When I die I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did in his sleep -

not screaming like the passengers in his car

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

Sometimes the best way to not get your heart broken

is to act like you don’t have one.

Push ANYONE past their breaking point & the

consequences may be dour...

People change, and often,

they become the person they said they will never be.

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*My Pizza Creed:

"this is my pizza,

there are many like it,

but this one is mine.

my pizza is my dinner tonight,

i will enjoy my pizza.

every bite,

as wonderful as the first.

the sweet sauce,

the gooey cheese.

i call it's crust 'bones',

and discard them with the cardboard box.

the same box my pizza arrived-in,

but now, a cardboard coffin.

my pizza is best hot,

but edible cold.

my pizza is mine,

and mine alone.

i shall never share, my pizza... 

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"For most great films,

it all comes down to story telling.

and when a story strikes a chord with an audience,

it can take on a life all it's own;

changing the conversation,

and effecting the world at large..."

Robert Redford

Sundance Channel commercial

87th Academy Awards

"Before the crew is hired, before the actors are cast,

before the sets are built or the cameras roll;

there's just the writer and that spark.

The anonymous moment of inspiration that gives

first light to a story.

And without that moment, without the talent of these writers,

we would have nothing to celebrate tonight..."

-Oprah

"In the end its about the movies themselves.

It doesn't matter what they cost to make,

or how much they made at the box office.

It's about the power of their story telling,

and the power of their ideas.

Only one of tonight's nominees

will win the Academy Award for best picture,

but they will all live on because they touched something

in everyone who saw them.

Here are the nominees for best picture..."

-Sean Penn

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